Since I'm so fucking awesome at totally remembering to update things in a timely fashion, I've started the 365 photo project! It will probably mostly be pictures of Pokemon figures or something stupid like that, because stupid is how I work best.


Unseen Anatomy
 

Because I have many. Of both. If you'd like to see/ hear me make fun of them for yourself,  lucky you, I started a new blog: Cibus Molestus



If you'd like to know what the hell I'm talking about, read on! I was digging thru one of my external drives a couple days ago, and found the backup from when I was still in college (OH GOD OLD) of a half humor-y, half drawings-o'- titties-type website I used to have,  inguen.com.  And with that, of course, we have Jonathan Inguen, seen here indulging in a bottle of Orbitz. 

If you're lucky enough not to remember, Orbitz was a horrible beverage which, despite having being discontinued in the late '90's, is something I still have four unopened bottles of. \


I remember them all being pretty bad, but the Pineapple Banana Cherry Coconut is my favorite, as they seem to have chosen this flavor by throwing darts at random into the produce section of the local supermarket. If I'm remembering correctly, the blobs would account for one of the flavors, and the rest would come from the actual pop. They were then supposed to mix and squish and generally get together in your mouth when you drank it, producing a delicious fresh mixed taste treat.

UNFORTUNATELY, the flavor clots didn't actually dissolve when you drank them. Quite the opposite,  they formed a slime coating that bonded chemically with your teeth and stayed there forever as a grim reminder to NEVER EVER DRINK POP WITH SHIT FLOATING IN IT, YOU FUCKING MORON.

So anyway, Cibus Molestus is pretty much just me eating terrible, retarded food and complaining about it. It's really what I do best.

Oh hells yes!
 

Also, who at CBS decided to play the theme from Pirates of the Caribbean as they were announcing Obama's win? Hahaha, wtf?

My friend Jess and I check out the amazing Aquarium of the Pacific, in Long Beach. I get to pet some sharks, and  try out my new UNDERWATER CAMERA! Whooooo!



ONWARD TO THE STINGRAYS AND WEIRD FLOATY THINGS!
 

27 /  visiting Bismarck, North Dakota / 65 images

 If you've ever wondered what it's like out on the old prairie, join me in visiting my hometown for a day with an extremely up-close and personal zoo,  a pet cemetary, and a roomful of misc crap.

I have a grim sort of fascination with zoos. And taxidermy. Probably for similar reasons. On a less creepy note, I actually went somewhere other than my backyard for this ADIML!

Come with me to the LA Zoo on a disgustingly hot August afternoon!

 

So I've somehow lived in LA for 2 years now and not been to any museums yet! In an effort to rectify this, my lovely friend Jess and I hit up the Getty Museum last weekend. I wanted to go b/c they were having an awesome Bernini exhibit, and he is one of my favorite-est artists of all time, as I am a giant nerd. Sadly, we couldn't take picts of that exhibit, tho, so I have some other Getty and non-Getty related picts for you!

 

( More Getty excitement and kitty picts! )

New Day in My Life post is up! You get to see me risk breaking my ass, as well as some truly awful snacks.
GO THERE!!!

I spent the afternoon poking around tidepools in Malibu today, and discovered all manner of HORRIBLE DISGUSTING SEA LIFE.

Weird squishy Sea Anemone

Here's my June 21, 2008!